全美超模大赛 第一季 (2003)

• 别名：全美超级模特新秀大赛 第一季 / 全美超模 第一季 / America's Next Top Model Season 1 / 全美超模大赛 第一季

• 导演：Claudia Frank/Bob Schermerhorn

• 演员：蒂塔·万·提斯 Dita Von Teese/阿德里安妮·库瑞 Adrianne Curry/帕特里克·德马舍利耶 Patrick Demarchelier/简妮斯·迪金森 Janice Dickinson/杰伊·曼努埃尔 Jay Manuel/凯蒂·克里瑞 Katie Cleary/吉赛尔·桑颂 Giselle Samson/泰拉·班克斯 Tyra Banks/J.亚历山大 J. Alexander/姬莫拉·李 Kimora Lee/香侬·斯图尔特 Shannon Stewart/奈杰尔·巴克 Nigel Barker/伊利斯·瑟韦尔 Elyse Sewell

• 类别：舞台艺术

• 地区及语言：美国
• 英语

• 上映日期：2003-05-20

• 标签：真人秀/美国/全美超模/ANTM/时尚/美剧/全美超模大赛/2003

This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism. The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.) Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show. If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show. And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her... This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool......